Via Pondering Blather, here is the ultimate platonic ideal of all high-profile journals: the Journal of Universal Rejection.  No more wondering whether your paper will be accepted; it won’t be.  The submission/acceptance ratio is even higher than that at Nature and Science; that makes it more prestigious, right?  The format is highly flexible, too, and there are no page charges.

Journal issues are fully accessible on-line immediately after publication.

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